Team Sonic - Captions UPDATED

I made this in Flash CS4 as a way to practice with emotions, as I do plan to make more ambitious efforts with upcoming animations.

Y'see, I hadn't uploaded anything in a while, so I figured I'd whip up something to prove that I still love you guys here on deviantART. Aaaaaaannnndd did ask me to upload something, so there's that too. This one's for you, bro! XD

What do they see? What are they saying? I'll feature the best ones here in the description!

Here are some tips and rules:
- Avoid typical jokes; make yours stand out from the others
- if you can establish a good setup, BONUS POINTS! Because Gamerscore
- Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles all have to say a line, or react to the situation
- Have fun! C:
- That last one's not a rule... ._.

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Listed in order of submission


<sub>*Aus-Sum
"Sonic: Amy, when I said 'you and what army,' I did NOT mean the arsenal of weaponry under your CLOTHES!
Tails: My... Eyes....
Knuckles: She.... She has a mole..."

~Furude-Imoku
Tails: So... That's how Mephiles eat.

~crimsonblood21
Sonic: Oh dear god what is that thing...
Tails: It looks like something you would see out of a horror film...
Knuckles: Why don't any of us wear pants, are we like, nudists or something?

~Burritodude1
all: welp, we've had enough living for one day

*edtropolis
Tails: Are ALL Sonic related pairings on deviantart THIS creepy?
Sonic: Look away Tails...look away...

~vitrial
they all get to the end of a level. robotnik lowers his air shuttle into a giant robot. cue flatulence and sparks, robot's legs give out and hit the floor. robotnik flops out and faceplants the floor, ass in the air (letting out a barely audible "pingas!").
team sonic: "some days eggman... some days..."

~babysoniclover
*they all look at Sonic hentai XD*
Sonic: THE FUCK?!
Tails: Am I really THAT small?!
Knuckles: WHY IS THERE NO ARTWORK OF ME?! D:

~Tabersnack
Sonic: I-Is that a walking chili-dog?
Tails: ...I think that's Eggman...
Knuckles: oh hold on a second let me lean down so I'm in the came-HOLY CRAP THAT'S HUGE!

*WikidWorx
*They gang decide to search themselves on Google with filters OFF*
Sonic: Uh....Tails you wanna explain this one
Tails: Smart as I am, I'm not sure I can...or should
Knuckles: Is...is that what it REALLY looks like?

*EllyTheGee
*Eggman doing his secret strip show ultimate weapon. While the track "Wonderman" by Right Said Fres is playing.*
Sonic: Oh no ... he'll do this again.
Tails: ... I do hope he won't show his ...
Knux: *gulp* ... hairy armpits ...

~Noxiudis
SONIC: "Wait ... that wisp turns me into a ... planet?"
TAILS: "That ... that's not scientifically POSSIBLE." *steam jets from ears*
KNUCKLES: *huffs and puffs* "Wait, I'm not playable? AGAIN! God, why do I even HAVE this cameo?!"

~saphirrethewolf
Random person: what's Sonic? Is that a band?
S+T+K: Are you f***ing kidding me?

*SpinkellaSapphire
S: Echidnas...
T: ...have...
K: ...four-headed WHAT?!

~marjosonic
Sonic: I should have been invited to this.
Tails: Look how deep she's putting it in her mouth.
Knuckles: Never thought Shadow and Rouge would have a chili dog date.

~Fireninjastar
-They're speechless after finding a Sonic ice cream bar with the eyes on correctly.
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-"Real hedgehogs can swim?!"

~rugdg13
The trio Stumbles upon Amy's Most Prized Possession in her Basement....
S: Whoa. This obsession has gone WAY Past Normal.
T: How did She manage to collect THIS much of your Fur to make a full-scale Replica?..
K: Wait....There are TWO sonics?

~chuckalone
It's the distant future, and Sonic, Tails and Knuckles are now public domain characters. Computer animation has become simple enough that instead of just drawings in places like Deviant art, fans are doing full fledged cartoons.
Sonic: That's...Ash, isn't it?
Tails: Yeah, and I don't like the way he's looking at us.
Knucks: Er, Sonic, you don't think you could run up and grab those balls away from him before he starts tossin' 'em at us?

*Kittencannonz
to me, this is everyone in the sonic crew finding out what Knuckes actually looks like upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia…

~ProphetStorm
Sonic: "That's not right. That's not RIGHT."
Tails: "I'm not even sure what I'm looking at..."
Knuckles: "Crumbs, that stupid little chameleon beat me to it...Rouge'll never let me live it down."

~pengie9290
They're playing the final level of Sonic 06:
Sonic: WTF DID I JUST DO?!
Tails: ...I think Silver's the sanest person in this game...
Knuckles: *still trying to remember why he ran it direction he could clearly see was a dead end when everyone went to look for the Chaos Emeralds*

~FairyKitties22
They have stumbled upon the 'Mary sue'

~ShadowChaos24
S: Uh, why is everything blank around us Tails..?
T: Maybe we're in limbo..?
K: *thinking* Wait, I thought limbo was a game...

~SchAlternate
Sonic: Well, that certainly didn't work. What was plan B again?
Tails: I think we should get the living hell out of here...
Knuckles: ...I'm having a hard time trying to comprehend what just happened.

*chris0976
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